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[hasitsthorns]

Hello, residents of Amani! My name is Rose and I'm [ hic ] taking it upon myself to be the news source no one asked for!

[ How many mojitos has this woman had? Probably too many, considering they're only supposed to be allowed one. It's fine. It's fine? Yeah, it's fine. Her hair is much shorter than some might remember and she doesn't look like she's slept for days but it's fine. ]

Now, there aren't a lot of us here. But, boy howdy, do we make up for it with some exciting antics! One of the simulation's hot spots happens to be the main hub where new people arrive and anything can happen because of it. In fact, look-! Over there! A proposal is taking place! A... weird one, where they're both kneeling. Huh. [ A pause as she keeps the camera focused on those two guys just hanging out on the floor for a moment. ]

Maybe it's a tradition where they're from. Who am I to say! Anyway,  mazel tov to the hopefully happy couple and their future. Moving right along to Room 69 - nice, by the way, I see what you did there - where apparently food is available and...

[ The sound of fist making contact with face cuts Rose off before she sloppily swivels the camera around to capture the scene of Byleth decking Niles in the face. ]

It just keeps getting better! Woo, fight fight fight! [ Sorry, Niles and Byleth both. She's only here to encourage bad behavior, as per usual. After a moment, the camera turns back on Rose whose smiling wide. ]

See? Exciting. Come on down to the main hub sometime where it's now happy hour every hour, you can plan your nuptials, and view a fistfight for entertainment over lunch!

[ The blond gives a wink before the feed cuts off. ]

Comments

[zephyrsvow]

Yes...

[ ...though, now that the idea is in his head, he's not going to stop imagining it.

Oh no. ]

I'll try to be more careful of my actions in the future, if this is going to be the result.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{there's an audible THUNK as Corrin faceplants the table. his voice is muffled as he WHINES. like a child.} ]

Why does the afterlife suck!? Why does it suck SO bad!?? It sucks, Kaze! It sucks!! I'd rather go home and eat dirt than spend another day in this weird place!!

[zephyrsvow]

I do share the sentiment of wanting to go home as well, milord. But, I'd rather you not eat dirt, as that can be rather dangerous.

Also, please don't hurt yourself...

[ He's probably still relatively close by for obvious reasons. ]

[fatefulprince]

[ _{his voice is muffled as he refuses to lift his head off the table.} ]

I'd eat all the dirt in both Hoshido and Nohr to get out of here...!

[zephyrsvow]

I'd hope it wouldn't come to that.

Eating that much dirt wouldn't be healthy for anyone, including yourself.

[ But Kaze will come over and give him a light pat on the back. It'll be alright, they'll see through this nonsense together... ]

[fatefulprince]

[ _{His voice is still muffled against the table.} ] Well, I'm the liege here, and if I want to eat dirt, I will eat dirt.

[ _{Kaze I hope you enjoy being the retainer of a literal 5 year old.} ]

[zephyrsvow]

[ He sighs...Corrin why are you like this!! ]

I'd really rather you not. Especially when it can mean compromising your wellbeing!