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[hasitsthorns]

Hello, residents of Amani! My name is Rose and I'm [ hic ] taking it upon myself to be the news source no one asked for!

[ How many mojitos has this woman had? Probably too many, considering they're only supposed to be allowed one. It's fine. It's fine? Yeah, it's fine. Her hair is much shorter than some might remember and she doesn't look like she's slept for days but it's fine. ]

Now, there aren't a lot of us here. But, boy howdy, do we make up for it with some exciting antics! One of the simulation's hot spots happens to be the main hub where new people arrive and anything can happen because of it. In fact, look-! Over there! A proposal is taking place! A... weird one, where they're both kneeling. Huh. [ A pause as she keeps the camera focused on those two guys just hanging out on the floor for a moment. ]

Maybe it's a tradition where they're from. Who am I to say! Anyway,  mazel tov to the hopefully happy couple and their future. Moving right along to Room 69 - nice, by the way, I see what you did there - where apparently food is available and...

[ The sound of fist making contact with face cuts Rose off before she sloppily swivels the camera around to capture the scene of Byleth decking Niles in the face. ]

It just keeps getting better! Woo, fight fight fight! [ Sorry, Niles and Byleth both. She's only here to encourage bad behavior, as per usual. After a moment, the camera turns back on Rose whose smiling wide. ]

See? Exciting. Come on down to the main hub sometime where it's now happy hour every hour, you can plan your nuptials, and view a fistfight for entertainment over lunch!

[ The blond gives a wink before the feed cuts off. ]

Comments

[cinderhulk]

...Oh. I see.

[that is so disappointing but okay you do you]

Then I suppose this is simply hot air coming from some woman. A very unfortunate announcement that amounted to little.

Well, at least Byleth had a good time.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{DON'T.......... REMIND HIM.................} ]

G-Good... ti--...Mmmmhmm... Uh huh... G-- Good t- t--time... .... ....

[ _{and for the second time tonight, he faceplants the table.} ]

[cinderhulk]

What are you wilting about now? Look at that form! What a fine victory.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{HE COVERS HIS FACE WITH BOTH OF HIS HANDS.} ]

[cinderhulk]

Is this like your "I don't want skulls as a gift" preference? You are very soft-hearted.

[fatefulprince]

Y-Yeah, I get that a lot ...

[ _{ugh... the guilt that Niles got hurt because of him was eating him alive...... ... but he also kind of deserved it??? where's the shame cave when he needs it} ]

I don't like violence ... at all.

[cinderhulk]

There is a place in the world for people who seek peace and attempts to avoid violence. It is not a skill of mine, but I do respect it.

...I will try to not exhibit my preferences around you.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{Oh!! He's ... he's touched!! Corrin unfurls his hands from his face, his eyes practically sparkling.} ]

Thank you...! That's so kind of you!

[cinderhulk]

There are things Jarvan would do that I could never. Diplomacy, politics, social matters... I am only good at one thing.

But I would not like to make you upset. Even if it is a little funny.