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[hasitsthorns]

Hello, residents of Amani! My name is Rose and I'm [ hic ] taking it upon myself to be the news source no one asked for!

[ How many mojitos has this woman had? Probably too many, considering they're only supposed to be allowed one. It's fine. It's fine? Yeah, it's fine. Her hair is much shorter than some might remember and she doesn't look like she's slept for days but it's fine. ]

Now, there aren't a lot of us here. But, boy howdy, do we make up for it with some exciting antics! One of the simulation's hot spots happens to be the main hub where new people arrive and anything can happen because of it. In fact, look-! Over there! A proposal is taking place! A... weird one, where they're both kneeling. Huh. [ A pause as she keeps the camera focused on those two guys just hanging out on the floor for a moment. ]

Maybe it's a tradition where they're from. Who am I to say! Anyway,  mazel tov to the hopefully happy couple and their future. Moving right along to Room 69 - nice, by the way, I see what you did there - where apparently food is available and...

[ The sound of fist making contact with face cuts Rose off before she sloppily swivels the camera around to capture the scene of Byleth decking Niles in the face. ]

It just keeps getting better! Woo, fight fight fight! [ Sorry, Niles and Byleth both. She's only here to encourage bad behavior, as per usual. After a moment, the camera turns back on Rose whose smiling wide. ]

See? Exciting. Come on down to the main hub sometime where it's now happy hour every hour, you can plan your nuptials, and view a fistfight for entertainment over lunch!

[ The blond gives a wink before the feed cuts off. ]

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[hasitsthorns]

Oh, damn, [ but thankfully, Rose is able to keep that at a whisper. She's equal parts glad and amused judging from the now coy smile on her face. The reason why? Well- ]

Looks like we share a similar taste, honestly. [ Instead of panning her camera down though, Rose is laying on her side and lifts it up. Over the top of her head, resting behind her, is a man with mussed-up green hair still seemingly (mostly) asleep. While Corrin seems scandalized, Rose couldn't be any smugger about her bedmate.

She doesn't know if they've met but, if they have, the pride probably seems warranted. ]

[fatefulprince]

[ _{Corrin covers his hand with his mouth to stifle a laugh - making sure not to wake his bedmate, too! He gives Rosie a smile and a thumbs up, nodding with appreciation at her taste in lover. Green hair is where it's at, clearly. It's going to be ten times funnier when they learn that both men wear a circlet accessory on their heads, as well. What a truly incredible coincidence.} ]

A good night was had by all, then!

[hasitsthorns]

Hell yeah it was.

[ It's a small afterlife. ]

But, hey, I'll let you go. Get your day started with your beau.