[Video] UN: CheckTheSyllabus

[perfectteatime]

[ Oh hello. It's the Professor. He's still not looking too great. Still a bit thin and sleep-deprived, but better than when he arrived. ]

Hello. A few things to address here. For those of you who do not know me, my name is Byleth Eisner. Many simply call me Professor as that was my previous profession in life.

To those of you who do know me- if those of you from Fodlan would report in. I need to get a count of all those present.

Dimitri and I have located a place that we may settle foe the time being. It's a large family house, it seems. There is much work to be done, and I intend to do that the traditional way as much as I can. That said, anyone who would like to may come stay with us. You do not have to have be from Fodlan. There are several bedrooms, but I ask that you please assist in the repair.

There are several other houses around here as well, if anyone wants their own space, I can't speak for the condition of them, but they look similar to this one. These are all near a series of ponds and a lake. I will include the location in this message.

On to the second matter.

I understand that this place wants us to engage in intimacy with the interest of "improving" our lives here. I am not unfamiliar with this notion, it was similar to the island I was on previously, though it appears to be less demanding at the very least.

That said, I am willing to entertain such activities, but with the caveat that you want to. Not simply to obtain something, but rather that you would simply enjoy doing that with me and would not harbor any regrets.

I am not interested in being used, but I am open to the idea of intimacy for intimacy's sake.

That's all.

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video ◇ un: dragon.fang ◇ (1/??)

[fatefulprince]

[ _{did a DRAGON JUST ANSWER THE CALL??? YES. YES IT DID. Corrin's trying to record himself with his giant stupid dragon hands and it is a CHALLENGE. His synthetic dragon voice rings out as he tries to fiddle with his device.} ]

Oh hi, Byleth! Remember me? We met in the fields with the screaming flower creatures!

(2/??)

[fatefulprince]

This thing is so hard to hold! One sec...

[ _{cue awkward claw grabbing} ]

(3/??)

[fatefulprince]

Now you may me wondering why I’m calling you as a dragon, and that’s because uh — I ...

[ _{HE DID SOME BIG FUCKY WUCKIES WHILE SPICED UP TO HIS EYEBALLS ON HORNY CAKE AND HE IS IN SELF INDUCED EXILE AS A DRAGON SO THAT NO ONE RECOGNISES HIM} ]

... Well, let’s just say I have my reasons. Anyway, I--

(4/??)

[fatefulprince]

[_{OH NO HE DROPS HIS PHONE!! Kind of inevitable really} ]

(5/??)

[fatefulprince]

[ _{GOD WHY CAN’T HE PICK THIS THING OFF THE GROUND… THIS WAS A BAD IDEA} ]

(6/??)

[fatefulprince]

[ _{Fuck it he’s just going to lean over the camera while it’s on the ground} ]

Sorry about that! This is easier. I-I'd consider moving in, truly!-- [ _{just! depends who lives there!! he's trying to avoid anyone he may have slept with at the moment} ]

Or I'd be very happy to be neighbours, at the very least. I know we have only just met but I think you're really nice and I would be glad to be in the same area as you.

(7/DONE) LORD ABOVE HELP HIM

[fatefulprince]

[ _{and that mention of intimacy has made the dragon blush. yes, he is a blushing dragon. those... peacekeepers........ and their uh. methods. he's never eating cake ever again} ]

And uh... I didn't come from any island but... I'm aware of the... "bonding" stuff we're supposed to do while here. I might've um ... had an encounter or two-- kind of mortifying, really. I'm very embarrassed.

If it's a necessary part of being here then... building trust and friendships sounds very ideal. Even if these friendships include... activities, so to speak. I'd like to have people I'm close to and can trust a lot where our relationship doesn't just equal... stuff. You know?

[ _{time for a subject change!!} ]

Good luck with the house! If you need anything flown up to a higher level, or any other creative uses for a dragon while refurbishing, I'd be happy to help out. Might as well put my dragon form to some use while I'm here.

[ _{apart from hiding from people you've had sex with. corrin. jesus christ} ]

[perfectteatime]

Ah... hello Corrin.

[ THIS GUY... he's charming in a disaster kind of way. Reminds Byleth a bit of Annette. ]

Well. You are welcome to claim a room here if you'd like, your help would be welcome.

Ah you already had some encounters then? I hope it was not unpleasant. I understand when you are influenced by outside factors it can lead to some unfortunate feelings. If you would like to talk to someone about it I am happy to lend an ear.

That said, do not feel pressured either way. Regardless, you help and your company would be a happy addition.

[Video] UN: Glenn-L-Fraldarius

[fraldaridead]

[An unfamiliar face from Fódlan? Not out of the range of possibilities. It's with that thought that a rather pensive, and somewhat unnerved Glenn pops onscreen, a fingertip listlessly rubbing on one of the scars on his cheek.]

Wait - your second point - this place wants us to what?

[perfectteatime]

It wants us to have sex. Obviously. It's not entirely pleasant but it may not be avoida-

[ Wait just a SECOND. ]

2/2

[perfectteatime]

Fe...lix???

No- who are you?

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[fraldaridead]

[At first, all Glenn can do is laugh, body shaking just from how much this seems to happen already. Give him a few moments, please.]

2/2

[fraldaridead]

[He manages to calm down before long, thankfully. He clears his throat more than once, his whole face beaming in mirth.]

You should see your face!!

No, I'm not Felix. My name is Glenn Luc Fraldarius - the very much deceased older brother. A pleasure to meet you.

video; un:tactician

[goldenscheme]

Hey, Teach! It's good to see you. I heard from his kingliness you were here, but it was kind of a weird time earlier so I didn't actually run into everyone. Are you okay? You look like you could use a nap.

[ That's an understatement, but whatever. ]

I'll help you guys fix up the house. Might as well, since it looks like we're stuck here for the time being either way.

[ Will he actually live in that house with everyone? Hm, answer unclear. He hasn't really decided yet either. Y'all are messy and he's not sure his own mess is compatible anymore. ]

As for that second part, did you really just imply what I think you did? I'm absolutely scandalised, Professor.

[ No he's not. He already inferred a little of this thanks to the cake and talking to Lorenz earlier. And now he's going to be insufferable about it for the next...probably forever. You're welcome! ]

[perfectteatime]

Claude! Oh, it's so good to see you. Wh- [ Oh right he still looks a bit like shit. ] I'm fine. I will be, anyways.

Your help would be welcome, and of course you are welcome to stay here or around here if you'd like too. I would not be opposed having you close by.

[ Oh yeah, he almost forgot about the whole sex thing. After the island, it's almost just... second nature. ]

Oh yes, I won't just imply it- this place wants people to have sex. The place I was before this was similar. Not Fodlan obviously but- well anyways. It's a long story.

Either way. I intend to make my position on it clear. It does not sit well with me to do such things with anyone who would not otherwise enjoy my company.

[goldenscheme]

You better be. Can't make offers like, oh, I'll fix up the house. Oh, I'll take care of everyone while I look like I'm gonna fall over in the next five seconds.

[ That's a euphemism, sure, but his concern is genuine.

Claude is so rarely straightforward about anything, but he appreciates that Byleth just says what he means. Hypocritical, maybe, but... ]

Were you someplace with an Augur? Where Lorenz was?

[ He heard a little bit about this and he is Not A Fan. But... ]

This isn't really how I would have gone about this with you, you know. I'd have done it with a little romance. Wine, candlelight, atmosphere. Not that I ever planned it all out in my downtime or anything.

[ nOT THAT HE EVER PLANNED IT OUT IN HIS DOWNTIME OR ANYTHING ]

voice. @wild.flower

[hasitsthorns]

[ 'Dimitri and I,' he says, and... Guess it wasn't the one from Erku after all if they're on good enough terms to find a place to live together. She's glad for Byleth, she is, but it does cause a pang of something she doesn't want to dwell on to resonate through her. ]

'Sup, dude. I'll help out with repairs where I can - the regular and sexy ways - but, like, I...

I found a little shack on the beach I think I'll take up as my permanent place. You'll still see a lot of me though, don't worry.

[perfectteatime]

Oh- yes I understand needing your own space. I just...

[ Look Rosie, he's very attached ok? ]

I would like it maybe if you had a room here too. Just in case. You want to stay over or anything like that. Sorry, I know I said I wouldn't smother you but. Well.

I still want you close.

[hasitsthorns]

[ He... is??? Obviously, just- It's not that she didn't trust Byleth when he said he wanted her around or that he had her, just that she's used to people saying a lot but their actions going against that.

She likes that he's proving it through what he does though. It means a lot. ]

You're not smothering me, dude. That's cute. I don't mind, I just figured you got your whole class now or whatever that I- I didn't want to impose? [ Also.

Also, because it's Byleth she actually manages to add: ] Though maybe that little place by the beach is just me holding out some silly hope. I know better, I do, but... [ Without recognizing it, her fingers have been fiddling with the collar of her shirt. She really needs to get that pendant back. ]

audio; @SpectralSword

[fastandcurious]

[ This is a bad idea. Drift can feel it. And yet he's responding: ]

I assume this offer only extends to those from this Fodlan place?

[ His voice has an addy artificial sounding ring to it to the organic ear. Weird. Must be the communicator device thing. ]

[perfectteatime]

Not in the least. Anyone who is in need of company and wishes to help is welcome, friend.

Video, UN: Olympian

[grandtrashking]

If your offer extends to people from other places, I'll take you up on that and help with repairs.

[There's a very practiced, not quite reaching the eyes, smile on Tooru's face as he finally decides to respond to the offers. There's a lot on his mind but he fakes it all with that smile, best not to show anything for the time being.]

The name's Oikawa Tooru. Surname last, given first, but you're free to call me Tooru.

[He'd gotten used to being referred to by his given name for the last three years in a country that did names that way, he's not in Japan anymore after all. Or Argentina.]

As for the other offer, well if we're supposed to do these "peaceful interactions" for improving our lives, then I'm not opposed. Teamwork is better than being on your own, right? You're not half bad in the looks department, either.

[Was that a flirt, genuine, or both? Anyone's guess with how Tooru's words can come out.]

[perfectteatime]

It extends to all. There are plenty of rooms and even more other houses not too far from here as well. All of them need work, but if we band together it should be easy.

A pleasure to meet you, Tooru.

[ He tilts his head, expression unchanging. This man fears nothing. ]

Is that a proposition?

[Audio] UN: knifecat (1/?)

[catarmy]

What a warm welcome you have going, darling. Sadly, I tend to be... a bit of a private cat. I like tall, quiet places, so I'm afraid I'd feel a bit overstimulated if I even tried to take you up on that offer.

I plan on finding somewhere nice and building a library, like my home is. Was.

Second, I'm a bit surprised by how open you are about sex.

I would be happy to sleep with you any time you please, should you want someone to warm your bed. I, ah.

(private) (2/2)

[catarmy]

[Unfortunately, for Raine, they're always looking to see where the other shoe will drop. There's a faint, more lonely tinge to their voice.]

Well, I suppose I don't need to sleep around for supplies anymore. Everyone is so..

Well...

You.. didn't look at me like I was a monster. Even though I am. Literally speaking.

That.. means a lot.

[They let out a faint, wobbly laugh, and try to fake a more frivolous tone. It... doesn't really work.]

Well, I understand if the way I see things - am used to things - makes anything other than platonic affection unpalatable